Oh Jett....Why????

My sweet little innocent boy has turned into....

A TERROR!!!!!!

In the last couple of weeks he has decided to be a big boy and start the 'terrible 2's' before he turns 2! I have to keep him by my side at all times or he is in something or trying to drink poisonous things like cleaner. We have had to lock the doors (master room and bathrooms) so he can't get in them. He also realized he can take off his pants and diaper by himself. Fortunately, none have been dirty diapers....yet.

The other day I went to open the front door and asked Kaiya to watch him. When I came back into the kitchen he was on the counter drinking my caffeinated drink. *Kaiya was on her ipod.

Last week he found a bottle of Kaiya's liquid foundation, opened it and dumped the bottle out on her carpet in her room. Kaiya has dark skin so it wasn't a pale color. Thankfully it came out with my dad's magic carpet spotter.

A day or so before that he got into the girls bathroom, opened up a bottle of finger polish remover and dumped it all on the ground.

I told Kaiya to watch him for a couple minutes. I was going upstairs to make sure that everything was okay but he was coming down the stairs. He was saying something about his arm so I looked at it and smelled bleach!!! I ran upstairs super fast and asked Kaiya what he had. She denied knowing anything but when I opened up the cupboard in the bathroom there was some bleach cleaner. She then told me that he had it in his room. He was spraying it on himself. I was furious!!! Also very scared because it could have ended in a very bad way. I hope she learned her lesson.

There has been many more 'cleaner' stories. We have been lucky.

Cirdan was showering and Jett was in my drawer....putting on mascara.

He likes to take the broom out of the laundry room. He took it upstairs and when I went to get it he laid on it and refused to let me have it.

He got a hold of a permanent black marker. Wrote on himself and Cirdan's dress shirt that was hanging in his closet.

Climbing over the counter...getting mad because I was stopping him.

I am sure that there are many stories I am forgetting. It has been a busy/tough couple weeks with this little guy.